Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."