Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.