Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.