What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.