Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!