Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise