Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you annoy people on Reddit?

removed

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs