What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.