What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )