What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.