What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!