What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.