What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.