What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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There's 20 of them.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs