What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.