Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes More Un Deux Trois ' Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.