Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.