Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.