Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.