What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.