What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.