What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.