What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams