What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams