What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo