What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.