Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.