Netflix Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Pug Jokes More Pug Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!