What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Humiditea.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.