What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!