What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.