What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess