What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo