What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.