What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.