What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.