Darth Vader.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
On the dark side.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
A raise in *celery*.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
The Caliph ate.
2 years of marriage.
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