What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo