What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.