What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.