Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"