Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"