Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.