Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.