What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.