What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?