What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.