What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.