Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's