Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.