Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.