Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.