What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?