What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part