What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?