Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.