Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.