Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.