What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.