Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.