Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.