Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***