What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !