What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !