How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.