One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Yarn.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
The lightbulb works fine...
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Birds of prey !
So he could spend a semester a broad.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"