One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"
why don't we have both
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
By his coughin'
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
One less drunken Irishman
