One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Twelve, you got a problem with that
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Well fangcy that!
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
You would too if you were a ginger
A mashed potato.
