What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun