What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea