What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem