What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.