What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What do you call a potato that's high?

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!