What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.