What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.