What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes