To get to the other side.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
A. They were really put out.
Weeding
Algae-bra.
So they won't whistle on the way down.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Paddy O'Furniture
It was a wannabe wallaby!
They want to look like their mothers.
Both are red,except from the potato.
A dictator.
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
Because people are dying to get in there.
