To get to the other side.
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A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
Miscarriage
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Because people are dying to get in there.
Because it's wal-mart.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
A: Catch.
Guacamole.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
They're listening to duckstep!
Flatman and Ribbon.
He was soda pressed.
With a fork lift truck !
They wanted to raise the dead.