To get to the other side.
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A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Shark infested mashed potatoes.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Anyone can mash potatoes
A balloon animal!
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Rain Quotes
Denim, denim, denim.
Amadeus on my dais.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Lepre Kahn
Patti O'Furniture
So the can finally have a good Olympic team.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
With a fork
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)
A bull smiles when you milk it.