Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!