Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.