Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.