We're raising mashed potatoes.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Big holes in your garden
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.
Self-raising dead.
A: When it's oink-ognito.
Heavy!"
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
