Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!