Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!