Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?