Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.