Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!