Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.