Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Why did the blond slap Santa?

He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*

What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts