So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily !
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden !
Chase it round the garden
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Patti O'Furniture
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Because they were stale, matey!
Olive.
The reindeer
A Jersey.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Take me to your weeder.
Run Berry, run!
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Santa stops after three hoes.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
He thought they said internet camp