So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily !
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden !
Chase it round the garden
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Patti O'Furniture
New Jersey had first choice.
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because old habits die hard.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
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Iced lolly.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Her operations were not unprecedented.
Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*
A subordinate Clause.