So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily !
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden !
Chase it round the garden
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
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Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Patti O'Furniture
A fjord
A Rolls-Royce.
Russell
Now, that was one politi-cat debate!
Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.
A pimp.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
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Han So-High"
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Just ice.
StockHOLMES!
Spaghetto
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
A triangle has three points