So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
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Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily !
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden !
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden !
Chase it round the garden
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Patti O'Furniture
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
When I'm weed you )
Cause I turn on the hoes
He kept looking at his hoes.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Because he got a hole in one!
Because they are both tail bearers !
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Osaka.
One of them has to water their vegetables
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because...bros before hose!
