What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.