What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy