What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!