What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"