What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."