What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.