Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Do you want to be black, or white
He wanted to smoke a joint!
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Cargo pants
A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Depends on who wrote the script.
one actually fights for change
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
The Daily Moos.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
