Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!
He wanted their soles.
Elixir!!!!!
The same thing he told her the first time!
BAAAHH RAIN!"
Because it's Boxing Day!
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Because they like raising a stink !
Miscarriage of Justice
Current.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
The Moo York Times