How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

Ready teddy go !

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.