Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
No, Woman, no pie."
Start in England and drive West.
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
A cross walk
They both fight against Tartars.
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
There were no jokes in the Post.