How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why do white girl groups only walk together in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.