Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Unioncorns.
A: He wanted rich milk.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
They knead dough
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
Sir, this is a liquor store."
A sithy.
They only had two cars.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"