Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Oops
Because one more would be too farty.
His wife and kids
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
An envelope!
Arrrr-thritis
Because they lactose. Moo
It's stalemate
There are two black people fighting.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
The Moo York Times