What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights