What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

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What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961