What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.