What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What does a pickle use to make bread?

Dill Dough.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!