What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.