What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.