What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.