What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin