What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.