Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
They both can't make any change
One, ......A Greek will screw anything!
I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
Poutine Clan
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
One clothes please!
