How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !