How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!