How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.