How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many mexicans?

how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".