How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.