What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

Abduct Jokes More Abduct Jokes

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.