What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Beast Jokes More Beast Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Abduct Jokes More Abduct Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.