What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.