Beast Jokes

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.