What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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You know they're in tents.

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How you spell them.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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An OranguTAN!

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang