What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf