Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key