Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!