A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.
A $100 bill makes change
The redditor never gets gold
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
A satisfactory.
Put the gun down!
Will the defendant please rise."
Mourning wood
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
An egg can stay in the cup longer