Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats 2 + 2 ?

A math problem.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*