What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings