Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.