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What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.