Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.