Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.