Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving