Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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A Whale Way

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.