Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.