Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.