Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians