Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"