Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.