What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration