What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!