What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.