What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!