What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D