What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !