Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.