Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.