Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !