How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.