How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.